- being saved by an alien, in love with a vampire, fooling around with a wereleopard, mourning said vampire lover's death, learning how to hunt animals and use weapons, being shot by a mindreader, being stabbed by a spider, and trying to stop the world from ending at the hands of one evil imaginary friend...

AND

- impregnating a wereleopard, trying to save Emily's innocence, trying to keep Scott away from Emily, destroying the world with fire and ice, and marketing Jolly Ranchers made from candied blood.

Okay, make sense of all that. Go ahead, try.

Give up yet?

Really, I'm not doing any of that. That's all in my head. And on paper. Well, on the internet, anyway. Really, I'm just re-reading the roughly edited copy of Breaching Midnight and planning the sequel, Existence Pending. Well, that and laughing at Allie's comments as she reads the copy of Breaching Midnight that I gave her. She's my co-planner.

Oh, here's your dedication, sweetheart. xD

To my wife of many names:

Thank you for teaching me to inhale, and for sharing your Jolly Ranchers with the world... And demanding that we get ours free.

Forever yours,
A.V. (also known as your wife of many, many names)

*giggles* Being an author is just too much fun.